Greetings, lucky viewer! You may have come here looking for some ragtag band of so-called “heroes” — a farmer, a tinker, some islander, and whoever else. We've taken the liberty of replacing that drivel with something FAR more worth your time: US.
Fortune's Finest are the most celebrated, most glorious, most profitable adventuring company the world has ever seen. Why squint at amateurs when you could bask in TRUE greatness?
So sit back, press play on our magnificent anthem, and prepare to be dazzled. The other party can have their little website back once you've properly appreciated your betters.
— Cas Vandemere, Voice of Fortune's Finest (and the brains, frankly)
♪ THE OFFICIAL ANTHEM OF FORTUNE'S FINEST ♪
Commissioned, written, and perfected by Cas Vandemere. Try not to weep.
Sir Roland Caskwell
Human Paladin
“The Greatest Knight Alive”
Bruga Stonejaw
Goliath Barbarian
“Slayer of a Thousand Dragons”
Pim Quickfingers
Halfling Rogue
“He Already Left With Your Valuables”
Yllarion “Yllar” Vespertine
Elf Sorcerer
“A Symphony of Sorcery, Darling”
Cassandra “Cas” Vandemere
Half-Elf Bard
“The One Actually Running This Operation”
WHAT THE REALMS ARE SAYING
Leave it to the professionals. The lesser party formerly featured here lacked the sponsorships, the branding, and frankly the bone structure to headline a website of this caliber. We're sure they're very nice.